Scene 18

I hope that this year's performance will be a special one.	That virgin was visited by an Angel with tidings of great joy.	I am the angel of the Lord. I have come unto Bethleneh em n ... Bethlenhem. . . Bethlehenmum.. . Bethlehem . . . n.
You will be entered by God on a shaft of light	Heaven be praised	?????????????
Jotheph, Jotheph, I have been visited in a dream	To Bethlehem.	"Little Donkey"
Here I am, all alone in Bethlehem	I know, I will do a danth to path the time.	Oh, there you are, worthy innkeeper
Are there any roomth in your lowly but comfortable - looking inn	Worthy Innkeeper, pleath thay thomething...	....Anything.
Behold, who cometh here?	Lo, for I, a passing Shepherd earning a few extra shekels manning the bar at this inn, have been sent here with a message from the Innkeeper's wife. There are no rooms available in this establishment at present but you are at liberty to avail your selves of the stable for sleeping and maternity purposes, should you wish to do so.	Did you make all that up, Dougal?
Oh, don't do that with yourself, Spencer, it isn't nice.	I am the star	Look in the sky; it is a message from the Great God Almighty.
Shall we follow the star?		Miss, why is Siobhan dressed as Frankenstein?
Miss, I didn't know what myrrh was, Miss...	Well, get off stage, then. Righty-o, Miss.	Baaa
My sheep are content. See how they gambol peacefully in the greensward	I think we're needed as angels now...	Behold, we bring you tidings of great joy
I'm sorry, but the inn is full. You may sleep in the stable if you wish.	Oh, Spencer! We l done!	It is a beautiful child, Mary.
Flatty.	I am only theven.	(JESSICA storms off, dumping the baby on SHANE )
We bring Gifts from the East.	Gold. A symbol of kinglyness	Frankenstein. Symbol of wisdom and goodness
And myrrh. A symbol.	Jotheph, I have forgiven you - have you forgiven me?	Yeh, as long as I don't have to kiss you.
Greetings, Mother and Foster-father of the King of All Creation. I bring you glad tidings of joy from the wool and mutton trades, and all associated industries in the area of meat and textile production. As a gift,		Get on with it I wanna get home in time for Power Rangers.

Ladies and Gentlemen, mummies and daddies......	.....guardians, foster parents,.... children's home staff,	.....children's home staff.....
....grandparents, or whoever; Reverend, staff and pupils......	.... we have but one person to thank for this - Celia Whibley!	I'd like you to direct next year's Nativity play as well!


We Wish You A Merry Christmas....	We Wish You A Merry Christmas....	...and a Happy New Year.