Thank you for rallying round at my time of need...

.....bang, bang, whiz, whirrr...

"If I Ruled the World "

It is wood-effect, Miss Whibley. John Lewis.

"Windmills of Your Mind "

....bink,bonk..

"A Hard Day's Night" .

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

'Ere Miss, there's two blokes outside on
dirty great big motorbikes

Were there any lorries with the bikes?

I might as well sell my handbag collection
and move to Basingstoke!

Oh, God, why can't I get work in the private sector!