Today Verruca Street Primary School,
rrow - Hollywood !

Miss Whibley said you've got to make
ostume, Dad

He's what?

Darren is in borstal, dear.

Mith Whibley thaid I can't do a danth
in the play.

I think it'th jutht an acting part

Acting, darling? That's not what the
public want to see .

I've been to John Lewis and picked
up these swatches

I have given serious study recently....

....a piece of extremely itchy cloth
four inches square ...