How was school?
Boring, dad.

When's mum coming back?

What never?

Melindra and Jessica

I will play Mary, mummy
and do a danthe

He's been asked to play Joseph.
He's what!

9 & 3 - is that a snap, Dougal?

...that does not constitute the
coincidence of numbering usually
denominated as a snap in these
circumstances.

I'm worried about this Nativity play,
as the second commandment
specifically forbids the creation
of craven images