Clatford Amateur Dramatic Society

SKIN

by Ros Muruzzi

Ros Muruzzi is from Liverpool and normally previews her work at a local theatre - Skin escaped the net and she tells us that this is the first time this play has been put on - a world scoop for Goodworth Clatford! She won an Observer Travel Writer's Competition in 1997 and specialises in comedy with a bite and her work provides feisty parts for mature actresses.

Dr Foxley's surgery...	Any appointments Daphne?	There's a cleaning lady to see you.
You can't afford cosmetic surgery Mrs Harrop	I'm back and you can stuff that somewhere	You've won the lottery - sit down Violet and let's talk .
Violet - I have a doner - come to the surgery for 'The' operation.
How do you feel Violet?	B***** lovely!	The Beautician prepares..
Hello naughty nursey..	Why are you being so difficult?	Call me 'judgie'
Busted.
Oh dear look who the judge is.	Looks like I'll be here for a long time.	I really do love you Violet.