Clatford Amateur Dramatic Society

Today Verruca Street Primary School, tomorrow - Hollywood !

Miss Whibley said you've got to make my costume, Dad

 

He's what?

Darren is in borstal, dear.

Mith Whibley thaid I can't do a danth in the play.

I think it'th jutht an acting part

Acting, darling? That's not what the public want to see .

 

I've been to John Lewis and picked up these swatches

I have given serious study recently....

....a piece of extremely itchy cloth four inches square ...