Clatford Amateur Dramatic Society

I've been worried about casting the play

Mary Mith

I want to be 'Erod the Great

Not Joseph miss

I feel sick, Miss

Ur, Miss, Spencer's honking again.

Men go to a pub to get pissed

Do your talking while you're walking

 

 

not Craig, miss 'es got spots

'E as yogurt with his dinner, Miss.

Well, actually, Miss, I was rather hoping to be cast as a Wise Man

Time, gentlemen, please.